Below is a summary of the last two episodes, as predicted by yours truly. First off let me state that Kailey and I have been fans of the show from the start, but this season the plot has drifted away from medical interns and how they are dealing with mostly patients and co workers. Now the serious has taken the 90210 approach of who is sleeping with who. So after enormous frustration with watching it the past few weeks and one effed up dream I had last night I have come to realize how the series should end...
Remember I dreamt this, so it is weird even for me. Just warning you, this is going to get weird.
Along time ago in a galaxy far far away...
Meridith somehow ends up in space and has become part of the imperial guard under Emperor Palpatine's ruling hand. Darth Vader has been trying to seduce her but failing because she holds her heart for Jedi/brain surgeon Derick Shepard. Anywho Meridith ends up in space so Derick and Meridith's beloved friends lead a rescue mission, i.e. they get am Imperial Cruiser and try to launch from Earth into space, however the bridge of the cruiser falls killing and injuring many crew members.
Some extras tend to the wounded while Derick and his crew launch and old fashion space shuttle into space to latch onto Meridith's ship, i.e. Palpatine's own Imperial Cruiser. They knock out some storm troopers and take their uniforms (see picture below).
Soon after arriving they are separated, Derick and George go off to find Meridith while the rest of the gang is hand out somewhere in my sub conscience. George reveals himself as a Dark Lord of the Sith and duals Derick to the death. As Derick runs his light saber into George's heart, George cries out, "Tell Meridith I never meant to hurt her and I love her, also tell Izzy I never meant to love her and I love her, oh and tell my wife...what's her face she is one cool chick and thanks for the support...ehhhh." Derick holds George's corpse as it vanishes into the nothingness Jedi's go to.
Derick rounds the corner to find...
That's right the Dark Lord Emperor Palpatine is Adison. This is no surprise to our hero Derick since he was married to her and she was such a...well you know...that she should be the cruelest ruler of the galaxy, and who is her half bionic evil apprentice, well no other than Alex, her part time lover and hospital intern.
An epic battle ensues in which Derick eliminates Adison by decapitation, Alex feeding off anger and the taste of revenge in his mouth takes the left hand of Derick and amputates it, cauterising the wound as his surgical light saber passes through his wrist, wounded and sobbing like a little baby Derick calls out for Yoda to help him. And Yoda shows...
Yoda also known as Bailey uses the force to take away Alex's weapon and subdues him with a Jedi mind melt. But not before pulling him off scene with a hilarious ear pull. Derick finds that Meridith had been posing as an Imperial Guard and had watched the entire thing. They run to each other kiss. They laugh and giggle for a few more episodes but eventually Meridith runs herself through with Derick's light saber. Derick not terribly upset by this moves on and gets his own spin off, Jedi Shepard, a New Hope.Oh, and the rest of the cast took a wrong turn and were compressed in a giant trash compressor.
That is all, I know messed up dream but what are we to do, hope it made you giggle.
Love and kisses,
Rick
To leave you with a quote:
"May the force be with you."
~Duh
